A Sucky Argument
January 31, 2010 § 4 Comments
Sure, the Catholic Church condemns abortion, I mean torture. But nowhere in the Catechism does the Church define suction aspiration, I mean waterboarding, as torture. Therefore Catholics are free to believe that suction aspiration, I mean waterboarding, is morally licit, so long as the purpose is to save lives.
(This sucky argument brought to you by water torture apologists in this comment thread).